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cannibal buddies who bond after sharing a meal - hag, billy, bubba. bubba cooking steak for hag and billy would be v. cute :sob: and bubba actually making friends. hag ends up as a little sister of sorts????? i can see hag all angry cat at bubba and billy at first only to be like ok good food. i can see billy and bubba fighting maybe initially until they get hungry and they bond over food. THEY'RE FOODIES. hag enjoying it more raw than the two of them. bubba and billy become protective over hag bc she's so smol even tho she's as deadly as them. she'll remember what it's like to have family again perhaps but never lose the feeling of enjoying meat and murder bc she's a smol angry witch. i feel like danny would see hag as So Interesting bc he wants to learn how her captors did THAT, even tho it's not his style like stabbing someone while seeing bubba and billy as "stereotypical horror rednecks." ALSO ALSO hag as the biggest eater bc she was **starved** when captured. biggest eater biggest metabolism?? and maybe bubba feeds the demopupper sometimes bc the entity starves him (and he reverts to being hungry again when he gets pulled into a trial).

speaking of the puppy -- i feel he gets chained up otherwise he WILL jump every killer at the campfire and Eat. literally the only mind that can't think straight maybe when he's only a hungry boy. apparently he has a strong strong strong sense of smell so idk if he would like adirismommy being too close w/ her incense.

bunny earred qtpie -- everyone keeps saying she has the mind of a 7 year old but i don't think so? otherwise BHVR wouldn't have made a dakimakura of her. i feel like she just hasn't learned the right social queues. a very jason-like situation imo! she won't "adopt" any of the killers but maybe she'll ask about their weapons and how fast it can kill. "UR KNIVE IS SMOL, TRY THIS" and only the bigger killers can carry it. rip legion. she'll be curious abotu the chainsaws but she can't throw them as efficiently as hatchets HAHA

the most normal people out of the killers probably talking to each other - pig, legion, ghostface. i think susie and julie would be like THATSSOCOOL at amanda while frank gets annoyed af at danny. meanwhile, jokey kicking back. being able to converse as though they aren't kidnapped killers for the entity is nice. danny won't actually care and maybe amanda might go mama bear later on especially w/ susie? or wonder how the five of them would go should she ever give them a jigsaw test (ofc amanda cheats unfortunately). they're not exactly a tight group like legion is together but they're sane enough.

dad has been there the longest so maybe he becomes the most level-headed. i think he can be part of the group above this one but is he kinda stoic?? this one i'll leave up to you.

BABY IS INNOCENT BUT DRIVEN MAD AND IM SO SAD FOR HIM. he and nurse have a thing tho maybe it's unspoken so he's kinda protective of her even tho they don't acknowledge a relationship. same goes for nurse but she enjoys his company in the end. she kills out of mercy tbh while baby didn't mean it the first time. it's strange but comforting. maybe nurse misses her husband or the feeling of love too.

doc gets his own special category - THIS MAN. WANTS. SCIENCE!! when i see him i think of tesla and how "women? wack. humane ways of experimentation? wack. assistants? wack. experimentation the way he wants? he tight as fuck. unless any of the killers want to volunteer maybe he'll do his own business. tho when he starts speeking it's creepy. not like freddy and clown but like "ugh he's so WEIRD DAD" reactions. i can imagine him trying to order nurse around maybe at first?? not sure if nurse would comply or want to cut his face.

the timeout table - michael. maybe during the first few days he tries to kill people (especially nurse) but later on just stays somewhere and stays quiet. probably gets teased by freddy which will result in a stab. and then a fight. and then dad probably has to make them break it up. michael learning laurie is in the trials so now he just Waits. LAURIE!! i imagine he and nurse don't want to be on each other's radius otherwise there will be Stabbing and a lot of blood.

faily that's getting to know each other - rin & kazan!!!!!!!! kazan becoming very protective of rin and his family home & shrine, rin learning kendo...... all our headcanon goes here :joy: like susie befriending rin!! RIN DOES NOT LIKE FREDDY & CLOWN bc they kills kids and she was killed by her father so it reminds her of her own past.

creeps that no one wants to talk to so they kinda hang bank and do their own thing - freddy and clown. i feel like freddy & clown would (individually since they're not actually friends) tease the more human group of killers all "boo" and then legion stabs him away. esp. bc i think legion's the youngest so unfortunately extra creepy. now bc amanda is more sane than the rest she, i can see her bringing out a knife. yeah she has the philosophy of jigsaws games and wants to kill but i can see her being protective of legion from freddy? bc legion are baby and people she converses with now and then (and probably feels bad about gideon). danny don't care in exchange but will probably popcorn it. i can see adiris smacking them away too if they creep on her or legion bc that's not very Holy of them. kazan and rin can defend themselves but i can see bam bam going bam bam on their butts much worse. rin's sword going through then freddy laughing so kazan just kanebo's him.

plague sometimes with some of the killers tbh - https://youtu.be/iv0w6EffYfY?t=187 i'll always reference ghost stories w/ mommy adiris!!!!!! others shrug her off and others just leave her. legion are gremlins so sometimes i imagine a religion-laced lecture from her that they don't care about, tho susie thinks she's really pretty and wants to be friends.